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Tax Joke Contest

To enter the contest visit our facebook page @ www.facebook.com/PropertyTaxHammer: Comment, like, and share on our wall post regarding this contest. Then post your favorite joke on our facebook page and we will let everyone vote (vote by liking the joke) for their favorite. The joke with the most likes gets a FREE TAX GRIEVANCE to use or give to a friend or family member who needs it. Hope our joke makes you laugh. It’s a tax joke but yours can be about anything!

 Winner will be announced on January 25, 2012!

**Please note that anything inappropriate will be taken off the site and not considered for the contest.**


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Any Questions?

 
It's easy to find out who is going to become a tax collector.
In the nursery, give all the kids lemons. The one who squeezes
it dry is going to work for the IRS.


 
Some people think that the tax department are thieves. This is
nonsense. The tax department does not steal; it simply threatens
you with dire consequences if you do not give them the money they
want. This is not theft. It is extortion. -- Charles J. C. Lyall



Tax Hammer, Inc. - 220 Portion Rd. Lake Ronkonkoma, NY 11779 - (631) 205-0700